get well soon, pig stand.

happy day after election day.

don't do it when people ask you to.

yeah like, yeah.

and additionally:

perhaps texas monthly should have asked robert gates about saving the country's ass.

and more additionally:
http://www.tamu.edu/home/spotlight/gatesannouncement.html

happy election day.

"Let me put it to you this way," Bush told the cheering crowd, "everything I learned, I learned here in Texas."

which, of course, is to say not a lot outside of how to get your pals to steal elections and turn the universe against you.

american hardcore.

insane and seminal texas bands representing!

possibly the best intro to a movie trailer ever. that is unless your IT/CS manager just walked into your office...
great interactive and quick loading website here. as safe for work as it gets unless your boss or a cop is around.

totally drunk right now.

ok already with this writing thing. i am going to write with the fruitcake brigade's novel writing month in february but, i am also going to just go and drink/attempt to write something on a yet to be determined and completely arbitrary date in the near future. interested in making this a group project instead of dooming me to drink by myself? please comment below with a suggested date.

[nadruwrini coverage via gawker.]

denver broncos.

wow, wow, wow. swell game. have some more interceptions, ok?

congrats, broncos. put last year's playoffs behind you already.

bank bone.

missed my golden hour of lunch today to catch a lecture on the curatorial process by modern art museum of fort worth curator andrea carnes. while getting a grad lackey to cover my belated lunch break at 2pm, i made a run home to eat a sandwich and take the perro out with me on a run to the bank. to my surprise, i found out 2 things:

1. i CAN get free checks from my bank.
2. the bank has dog biscuits to give to dogs who have to sit in the drive-thru lane with thier owners.

red wine.

you were drinking gallons of red wine because you knew this already.

big ramp.

i would tell his partner to stop being such a pussy and drop in but i just wet my pants.

happy day after halloween.

if someone eggs your car on halloween, take the day off of work and wash it yourself. or have like, some college kids to do that shit for you.