operation: donut!

mmmmm. do you like donuts? i like donuts a lot, too. so cake-like, so sugary. but sugary in that melty way and not the granulated way.

this morning's donut selection is as follows:
glazed donut 2
donut holes 12
coffee 16oz.

these items were purchased from donut inc. at approximately 7:10am. the staff was relatively unfriendly this morning but was wearing an apron with an animal on it. cute!

live-blog follows...
7:32am: at work now and the donut holes are GONE. those bastards are so easy to eat. in hindsight i should have gotten three dozen of those. a few sips of coffee and i am off to go peek on the lab.
7:58am: lab is up and ready. i still have the two glazed donuts left in their "made fresh daily" bag. i am just drinking coffee and hoping my tummy feels better in 5 minutes than it does right now. i ate the donut holes REALLY fast.
8:14am whaaa?!! doors here in my building have not been unlocked by the people who are supposed to unlock them... luckily, it just takes a 5/32" hex wrench to keep the doors here locked open. additionally, glazed #1 is gone.
8:19am i am feeling better(tummy) and super awake. sometimes if i stay up kinda late i will be this awake by 8:30. i feel like it is noon!
8:35am haha! my tummy is hurting again as i make my way through glazed #2. additionally, "the mariner's revenge song" is playing in itunes.
8:44am all my donuts are gone! i had to go get some paper towels because the sugar is strong. my lips are so sweet. hahaha. mwa. peter tosh now playing.
9:13am i feel better. again. lab is busy and i just spent 5 minutes looking for a set of marshall photo oils. well hidden...
9:32am just finished my coffee and helped clear a roll of C-41 black and white film with room temperature bleach fix.
10:08am my area assistant says to try starbucks' glazed sour cream donuts from starbucks. "they are tasty." additionally, "kind of expensive, like .99." i feel terrific right now. the tummyache has come and gone all morning but i think it is gone for good now.

doooooooonuts.

for some reason this morning, i had the most intense need for donuts.

i needed to go to the hardware store to pick up 1/2" brass fittings to repair some sinks in the lab. soooo, i decided to find out if there was a donut shop close by. after doing a google search for "donut denton," i found that donuts inc. is in the same shopping center as my hardware store.

i got two glazed donuts and a large coffee for $2.07 and drove over to in front of ace hardware to eat my sugar/fat/acrid coffee breakfast. the donuts were great and my pants were soon covered in large, sticky sugar snowflakes as was my face. i took a huge gulp of flaming hot coffee, wiped my face with a napkin and picked up my pipe fittings.

so it occurs to me that perhaps my new plan to gain weight should be eating donuts every morning.

i am going to be fat. soon. details to follow... watch me now!

dunkin' donuts nutritional information:
glazed donut