have a nice fright.

whoa. i have not been on an airplane since i was in second grade. to reveal my age, i have not been on an airplane in 19 years.

the thought of getting on a plane does not send me into a panic. that being said, i am a little hesitant only because of my lack of experience with the large metal flying thingies that most people use to travel distances over 300 miles.

i will probably be getting on a plane this summer. i will have a whiskey and water. or two. i will get someone to hold my damp palm. i will be just fine.